My name is Hamlet, and I am currently the only prince of Denmark. About thirty years old, I have attended the University of Wittenberg, and hope to one day be king. Unfortunately I have recently suffered a death in my family, as my father, King Hamlet, has passed away leaving the kingdom in a bit of an uproar. My mother, Queen Gertrude, rather than mourning the death of my father has run off with my uncle, Claudius (of all people). It's like she never really loved my father at all, that she only put up with him for the position, and as for my uncle, I have no doubt that he only wanted to be king. It seems like nothing is really going well right now, and I'm at a bit of a loss as to what I should do. I guess I'll just have to keep pushing on.
This is ophelia and i want to do the do with you cause your smoking hot!!!!!!!!!!!!!but my family says to stay away from you so good bye.......My love
ReplyDeleteHamlet, this is Claudius.
ReplyDeleteYou should really think about growing up and stopping being so mopey. Cheer up, I married your mother, you should be happy with your uncle as your new father.
Oh Hamlet! How I do wish I could have comforted you through the tragic experience of your father's death! Oh, but myy father has forbidden me from seeing, or speaking to you! But he has NOT stopped me from thinking about you, oh how you are my dear!
ReplyDeleteLOVE, OPHELIA
who do you think you are...I'M HAMLET!!!
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